Post by Caliber on Mar 15, 2013 16:03:27 GMT -5
I have another grand story from the Caliber Archives...
This was around the time I was 20ish or so. My friends and I use to go to parties and more often than not I would just hang out some where and play my guitar. That's what was going on at this time as well. Anyway, at one point some girls come in, and I could careless because they all look like the type that I would hate. Well, one girl sits down with me, and she's rather attractive, and starts quoting the movie which is on the screen, Dumb & Dumber, at the time it was my all time favorite [still Top 5]. Well, no joke, we ended up talking that night for like, 8 hours straight. We had a ton in common. So, I'm thinking this chick is actually pretty cool.
Well, the next night there's another party at the same place. Same deal as I'm chilling on the same sofa. Well, she shows up and we start talking again. Now, about 3 hours into us chatting, my buddy Erik comes in for a second, he says hello to me, then says hi to her and she says hi back. Now, let me state for the record that my friend Erik is a very beauitful man. Like, he could have been a model or a movie star, hands down. He gets any woman he wants. Well, this time he was just coked out of his mind, and only spoke to her for a second, so I figured I was still good.
Anyway, that night we started talking around 8pm, and didn't stop until 7am. No joke. 11 hours straight of just hanging out and talking, having a great time. So, that morning I drive her home. We exchange AIM handles, and that's that.
Well, later that day I come to my senses. I realize that even though we talked for a combined total of 20 hours in a 35 hour time span, the exchange with Erik would prove too great. So, I tell my friend Erik this and he tells me "no way, no fucking way, man. She was INTO YOU. I know she was. This time, it's all you, I swear. I said one word to her, and I was beaked out of my mind on coke, there's no way she dug me."
So, I made him a bet of $5 that she did.
Later that day I'm at a friend's house and I pop online. I sign into my AIM and see that she's online. So, I msg her, and right off she says "Who's this?". Even though I told her what my handle was earlier. OK, so she must have forgotten. So I say "It's Caliber" although instead of Caliber I used my real name. She says "Caliber who?". Are you serious? Caliber who? Caliber fucking who? Bitch, we just talked for 20 hours! So, I tell her my last name, and still nothing, at which point I chime in with "the guy who's friend was Erik" and she goes "ooh, right! Yeah! Say, I don't want to seem rude, but what's the story with your friend Erik? Is he seeing anyone? I really like him, and feel like we connected".
I honestly didn't care. I laughed so hard about this, and how absolutely right I was. I went outside to tell my friend, and collect my $5. He was LIVID. He was so fucking mad at this girl it was unbelievable. A few years later we were at another party and she was there. So, my friend Erik comes up and says "Hey, that girl is here, and she says she's interested in me, but heard I'm a player and doesn't want to get used, or hurt. Want me to fuck with her?" and since I'm petty, I said hell yeah. So, he promised that she was really into her and blah blah blah, then fucked her and never said another word to her. That made me smile.
The real bright side is I actually wrote a song about the whole ordeal, one I feel is amongst my best. Anyone feels like having a listen, check out myspace.com/scrublifemusic and listen to Sucker. I replay the entire night, with a rockin' chorus. Funny thing is, the girl eventually heard the song and was so stupid she asked me if it was about her. Really? Really you dumb bitch? Are there a lot of guys whom you talk to for 20 hours and then diss in a super harsh manner? Geez, women. Like Al Bundy said, can't live with'em, the end.
This was around the time I was 20ish or so. My friends and I use to go to parties and more often than not I would just hang out some where and play my guitar. That's what was going on at this time as well. Anyway, at one point some girls come in, and I could careless because they all look like the type that I would hate. Well, one girl sits down with me, and she's rather attractive, and starts quoting the movie which is on the screen, Dumb & Dumber, at the time it was my all time favorite [still Top 5]. Well, no joke, we ended up talking that night for like, 8 hours straight. We had a ton in common. So, I'm thinking this chick is actually pretty cool.
Well, the next night there's another party at the same place. Same deal as I'm chilling on the same sofa. Well, she shows up and we start talking again. Now, about 3 hours into us chatting, my buddy Erik comes in for a second, he says hello to me, then says hi to her and she says hi back. Now, let me state for the record that my friend Erik is a very beauitful man. Like, he could have been a model or a movie star, hands down. He gets any woman he wants. Well, this time he was just coked out of his mind, and only spoke to her for a second, so I figured I was still good.
Anyway, that night we started talking around 8pm, and didn't stop until 7am. No joke. 11 hours straight of just hanging out and talking, having a great time. So, that morning I drive her home. We exchange AIM handles, and that's that.
Well, later that day I come to my senses. I realize that even though we talked for a combined total of 20 hours in a 35 hour time span, the exchange with Erik would prove too great. So, I tell my friend Erik this and he tells me "no way, no fucking way, man. She was INTO YOU. I know she was. This time, it's all you, I swear. I said one word to her, and I was beaked out of my mind on coke, there's no way she dug me."
So, I made him a bet of $5 that she did.
Later that day I'm at a friend's house and I pop online. I sign into my AIM and see that she's online. So, I msg her, and right off she says "Who's this?". Even though I told her what my handle was earlier. OK, so she must have forgotten. So I say "It's Caliber" although instead of Caliber I used my real name. She says "Caliber who?". Are you serious? Caliber who? Caliber fucking who? Bitch, we just talked for 20 hours! So, I tell her my last name, and still nothing, at which point I chime in with "the guy who's friend was Erik" and she goes "ooh, right! Yeah! Say, I don't want to seem rude, but what's the story with your friend Erik? Is he seeing anyone? I really like him, and feel like we connected".
I honestly didn't care. I laughed so hard about this, and how absolutely right I was. I went outside to tell my friend, and collect my $5. He was LIVID. He was so fucking mad at this girl it was unbelievable. A few years later we were at another party and she was there. So, my friend Erik comes up and says "Hey, that girl is here, and she says she's interested in me, but heard I'm a player and doesn't want to get used, or hurt. Want me to fuck with her?" and since I'm petty, I said hell yeah. So, he promised that she was really into her and blah blah blah, then fucked her and never said another word to her. That made me smile.
The real bright side is I actually wrote a song about the whole ordeal, one I feel is amongst my best. Anyone feels like having a listen, check out myspace.com/scrublifemusic and listen to Sucker. I replay the entire night, with a rockin' chorus. Funny thing is, the girl eventually heard the song and was so stupid she asked me if it was about her. Really? Really you dumb bitch? Are there a lot of guys whom you talk to for 20 hours and then diss in a super harsh manner? Geez, women. Like Al Bundy said, can't live with'em, the end.