Post by Caliber on Jan 2, 2013 9:31:37 GMT -5
I thought we'd go opposite end here, make things a little more cheery.
I've got two.
When I was 21, I had a best friend who I spent a ton of time with during the summer. So, during this summer his cousin from Georgia comes up. I'm not expecting much. So, she shows up and she's really cute. Honestly, I could have told her she was Vida Guerra's sister and people would have believed me, they looked so much a like. They also would have believed me because her ass was on par with Vida. I knew right then shit was over. I'd just hoped my friend was cooler than my other one with the sister.
Anyway, we hit it off, and have a few times here and there of making out. But the best was when we went to this party that was thrown by my friend's wife's father. My friend's wife wouldn't let her drink, because she was a real bitch. So, through out the party we'd sneak away and chug this booze I had, and make out. Of course, the more drunk we got, the longer we'd stay away, and the more graphic things got, heh. Later that night we got to my friend's house, he and his wife go to bed, while me and the cousin hang out in the living room and have ourselves a fine time. It was just a really awesome day. One of my all time favorites as far as memories are concerned. There's a lot to be said for what a summer day, a hot girl, and some booze can do for a man.
My other was when I had a serious girlfriend some years later. For a while she lived in Portland, and I lived in Seattle. So, one night I tell her I'm going to a party with my buddy, and I'd give her a call later. In reality, I drove down to see her. She lived in an apartment that you needed to be buzzed up for. She also lived with a roomate that she hated. So, I arrive there and call her up and say "Ugh, this party was alright, till [ex-girlfriend's name] showed up. She's drunk, and she won't leave me alone" to which my current girlfriend lost her mind. She was so pissed. So, while I'm on the phone, I hit the buzzer to be let up, and there's an intercom so you can see who it is. She tells me "Hold on, someone wants up" to which on the intercom she says "hello?" and I just say "Up" which is what her roomate always says. I get buzzed up, and then she comes back to the phone "GREAT! This is perfect! Fucking Brian is here now! And you're at this party with this fucking whore! I'll kill her!" and then I start in with "Oh man. She's literally chasing me. Fuck. I gotta hide in this room, an--- I don'-----fuck----this-----andyou". I started talking like my phone was cutting out. So, she's getting even angrier. Finally, I say "I gotta find a new phone" and just hang up. Right then I walk into her apartment and say "You got a phone I can use?". Shit, you'd have thought Ed McMahon [alive, not zombie] walked in with 10 million.
Good times were had by all.
I've got two.
When I was 21, I had a best friend who I spent a ton of time with during the summer. So, during this summer his cousin from Georgia comes up. I'm not expecting much. So, she shows up and she's really cute. Honestly, I could have told her she was Vida Guerra's sister and people would have believed me, they looked so much a like. They also would have believed me because her ass was on par with Vida. I knew right then shit was over. I'd just hoped my friend was cooler than my other one with the sister.
Anyway, we hit it off, and have a few times here and there of making out. But the best was when we went to this party that was thrown by my friend's wife's father. My friend's wife wouldn't let her drink, because she was a real bitch. So, through out the party we'd sneak away and chug this booze I had, and make out. Of course, the more drunk we got, the longer we'd stay away, and the more graphic things got, heh. Later that night we got to my friend's house, he and his wife go to bed, while me and the cousin hang out in the living room and have ourselves a fine time. It was just a really awesome day. One of my all time favorites as far as memories are concerned. There's a lot to be said for what a summer day, a hot girl, and some booze can do for a man.
My other was when I had a serious girlfriend some years later. For a while she lived in Portland, and I lived in Seattle. So, one night I tell her I'm going to a party with my buddy, and I'd give her a call later. In reality, I drove down to see her. She lived in an apartment that you needed to be buzzed up for. She also lived with a roomate that she hated. So, I arrive there and call her up and say "Ugh, this party was alright, till [ex-girlfriend's name] showed up. She's drunk, and she won't leave me alone" to which my current girlfriend lost her mind. She was so pissed. So, while I'm on the phone, I hit the buzzer to be let up, and there's an intercom so you can see who it is. She tells me "Hold on, someone wants up" to which on the intercom she says "hello?" and I just say "Up" which is what her roomate always says. I get buzzed up, and then she comes back to the phone "GREAT! This is perfect! Fucking Brian is here now! And you're at this party with this fucking whore! I'll kill her!" and then I start in with "Oh man. She's literally chasing me. Fuck. I gotta hide in this room, an--- I don'-----fuck----this-----andyou". I started talking like my phone was cutting out. So, she's getting even angrier. Finally, I say "I gotta find a new phone" and just hang up. Right then I walk into her apartment and say "You got a phone I can use?". Shit, you'd have thought Ed McMahon [alive, not zombie] walked in with 10 million.
Good times were had by all.