Post by Caliber on Feb 2, 2013 18:38:12 GMT -5
I had a really good friend that moved to California, and we still talked everyday. So, he ends up meeting this girl online and after a few months they fall in love. I assume this will be like any online relationship and eventually fizzle out.
However, she ends up moving out there to be with him of all things. And I'd never seen a picture of her, but he always talked about how she looked like a "curvier Lita". That's a pretty bold statement. I mean, Lita was pretty damn curvy to begin with, so I thought that meant she just had a bigger ass, which it's a bit of a secret, but I think that's just a-OK.
So, I on my 18th birthday I drive down there from Seattle to hang out with them for a week. I'm pretty stoked to meet her, and see how hot she is. After an 18 hour drive I get to the hotel and check in, and they come over.
I should have asked my friend if he'd ever even seen Lita. The girl who was suppose to be a more curvier version was instead a gross, sloppy fat girl who wore string tank-tops and these ratty looking thongs that would ride high sometimes, like Lita use to. She had so many rolls of fat, and terrible skin. God, I just couldn't believe it. I mean, what the HELL was he thinking? I have no beef if he dug her, that's fine. But to sell her like that? It was like me telling everyone I'm dating a hotter version of Trish Stratus and it turns out I'm dating Earl Hebner.
Lita's documentary was on Classics on Demand, so that's why this memory came back to me.
However, she ends up moving out there to be with him of all things. And I'd never seen a picture of her, but he always talked about how she looked like a "curvier Lita". That's a pretty bold statement. I mean, Lita was pretty damn curvy to begin with, so I thought that meant she just had a bigger ass, which it's a bit of a secret, but I think that's just a-OK.
So, I on my 18th birthday I drive down there from Seattle to hang out with them for a week. I'm pretty stoked to meet her, and see how hot she is. After an 18 hour drive I get to the hotel and check in, and they come over.
I should have asked my friend if he'd ever even seen Lita. The girl who was suppose to be a more curvier version was instead a gross, sloppy fat girl who wore string tank-tops and these ratty looking thongs that would ride high sometimes, like Lita use to. She had so many rolls of fat, and terrible skin. God, I just couldn't believe it. I mean, what the HELL was he thinking? I have no beef if he dug her, that's fine. But to sell her like that? It was like me telling everyone I'm dating a hotter version of Trish Stratus and it turns out I'm dating Earl Hebner.
Lita's documentary was on Classics on Demand, so that's why this memory came back to me.
